Saturday, March 8, 2025

Bowling For Soup by 1985


 Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all

One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four

Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

Looks at her average life and nothin' has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19

1985

She's seen all the classics, she knows every line

Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire

She rocked out to Wham, not a big Limp Bizkit fan

Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?

And who's the other guy that's singin' in Van Halen?

When did reality become TV?

What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?

(On the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19

1985

She hates time, make it stop

When did Motley Crue become classic rock? (Classic rock)

And when did Ozzy become an actor?

Please make this stop, stop, stop

And bring back Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19

1985

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